1165 "The men are complaining about the tea, Sir." "Oh, well, put a carrot...
1169 "Where's Private Golightly this morning?" "She's confined, Sir?" "In...
1192 "'E don't 'arf make a row, mate!" "'E does that! 'E's got lungs like ...
1193 "Here's my card, Miss, if you want a witness - I saw everything!!"
1337 "AND SO THE WICKED OGRE WAS FRUSTRATED!" "SAME AS OUT CAT, AUNTIE?"
1341 A GREETING FROM OVER THE BORDER!
1344 "I LOVE GETTING LETTERS FROM YOU!"
1345 ON ANY OLD TREE THAT I SEE I CUT THIS FOR YOU AN' ME, AS THE TREE GR...
1362 IT WOULD BE O.K. BY ME!
1366 "What shiney noses rabbits have!" "of course they have. That's becaus...
1386 "WHOSE FAULT IS IT YOU HAVEN'T GOT A BOY? WHOSE FAULT IS IT YOU'RE WA...
1389 "We're having plenty of Ups and Downs!!"
1394 "Shall we turn off the light and go to sleep?" "Well, we'll turn off ...
1396 "I'm sorry to see so few 'Young Mothers' here after all my efforts!"
1399 "You know I've always got a soft spot for a Soldier!"
1400 Love will find a way!
1401 "Excuse me, have you seen a piece of paper over there?" "No, Miss, I ...
1402 "What did the gentleman say his name was?" "Couldn't quite catch, Dea...
1403 "How come you to faint, Mum?" "Oh, Policeman, have you ever seen a ma...
1408 "Not mine, you litte twerp, hers!!"
1409 "Do you like Kipling?" "I don't know, you naughty boy, I've never kip...
1410 LORD, SEND ME A MAN I CAN CALL MY OWN; THIS IS ONLY THE CASKET, THE J...
1412 "I WANT A TOILET ROLL AND A CAKE OF SOAP, PLEASE" "TOILET SOAP?" "NO...
1413 "What, twins again, Mrs. Lovejoy! Do you always have twins?! "Oh no, ...
1417 "WE SHALL HAVE SOMETHING TO AMUSE US ON OUR HONEYMOON, DARLING - I'VE ...
1423 "If you were a gentleman you'd at least wipe your nose!"
1428 "I love our cat though he's old and frowsy, but as for you I think you...
1431 Keep your pecker up if things look black!
1436 "DO YOU SERVE LADIES IN THIS BAR?" "NO. YOU'LL HAVE TO BRING YOUR OWN...
1438 "IS YOUR JOURNEY REALLY NECESSARY?"
1439 There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children -...
1447 "Don't be afraid - I've got hold of your hand!"
1448 I'VE JUST ARRIVED
1449 I'VE JUST ARRIVED
1453 "You bet I'll defend my Island Fortress!"
1454 "I FEEL JUST LIKE A BABY HERE AT
1460 "Oh, Mr. Workman, I have an old-fashioned whatnot here. I wonder if yo...
1461 "ME LORD! THE DAMSEL IS FLOWN - THE BED 'AS NOT BEEN SLEPT IN, THE LIT...
1465 "There you are, Gert - the Greeks had a word for it!"
1466 "AND WHO TAKES IT - ME OR MY HUSBAND?"
1470 "TELL ME, WHERE EXACTLY IS YOUR INJURY?" "OH, DOCTOR, PROMISE YOU WON...
1472 "I want to see the demon drink - I want to see the foul fiend drink -"...
1474 "ANYHOW, I'D RATHER BE TWELVE STONE OF CURVES THAN SIX STONE OF NERVES...
1475 "YOU DON'T THINK I'LL DO! DON'T THINK I'LL DO WHAT?"
1476 SWANK IS BUYING SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANT AND CAN'T AFFORD, TO SHOW PEO...
1478 "Ah, Higgins, I'm afraid I shan't meet you in Heaven!" "Why, blesh my...
1479 "I'VE BEEN TO ALL THE DRAPERS SHOPS IN THE TOWN FOR SOMETHING I WANTED...
1484 "I bet this wind is making my nose look a sight!"
Code updated 19th January 2026
