1486 "If ever I got into the condition you're, I'd shoot myself!" "Welll, ...
1494 "WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO BE A POLICEMAN LIKE UNCLE GEORGE WHEN YOU GROW U...
1495 "If you only gave a little encouragement I could get very loving!"
1496 "I'll buy the Missis a pair of them. They'd be handy if she ever fell ...
1501 "Come out with you to-night? You evidently haven't heard what the goss...
1502 "Suppose he's concealing a secret weapon!"
1503 "I, too, am a soldier, you know. A soldier of Heaven." "Well, guv'nor...
1505 "Are you all alone, little boy?" "Yes, but go easy, baby, my people a...
1506 "No, No! I said 'little budgerigars'!"
1510 "NOT MISSSED ONE SUNDAY SCHOOL ALL THE YEAR. I'M SURE YOU DESERVE YOUR...
1514 "I LOVE YOU! CAN'T YOU GIVE ME SOME HOPES?" "IT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU'R...
1516 "MY OLD MAN SSAYS I'VE MOST EXPRESSIVE EYES" "THAT'S NICE OF HIM!" "...
1527 "LATE HOURS ARE NO GOOD FOR ONE!" "MAYBE, BUT THEY'RE VERY GOOD FOR T...
1532 "When I was your age I'd saved a hundred pounds!" "Well, there weren'...
1538 "LOOK HERE, I MEAN TO PUT MY FOOT DOWN IN MY OWN HOUSE!" "WELL, YOU'L...
1541 "'COURSE I BELIEVE MOST OF THE BIBLE, BUT I COULD NEVER SWALLOW THAT F...
1542 "What's cooking?"
1544 Unlucky at cards - Lucky in Love You bet if that is true I'd give e...
1547 It ain't the girl with the powder an' paint That makes life seem wort...
1548 "This space to let"
1549 I've bust a staylace and lost a shot But I must cath the post, whatev...
1550 "I said my intentions were 'strictly honourable' not 'strictly horribl...
1552 Blow out the light, jump into bed Pull the blankets over your head, ...
1557 "I must send a postcard to the missus, but I haven't got anything exci...
1563 Some girls work the whole week through And wash their smalls on Sunda...
1564 "I do love the dear sailors with their bell bottoms!"
1566 I thought she was a nice girl, chaps, Really a bit of all right, But...
1569 "Why, what's up, George?" "My number!!!"
1578 There's nothing like the country to give you an appetite?
1579 "May you have . . . JUST ONE BIT OF LUCK AFTER ANOTHER!"
1583 "There you are! What did I tell you?"
1585 "If I was to call you a toffe-nosed old basket, would you send me to p...
1587 Out all night with a French girl! I shall never hear the last of this ...
1589 You miss the old homestead and faces you knew, You miss scenes only m...
1596 "They say it's freezing in exposed parts" "Well, people shouldn't exp...
1600 "I'm getting down to brass tacks now!"
1604 "I'm afraid you'll have to have it off - it's sapping your strength!"
1609 Na, na, Maggie, I tell ye we will hae an egg to oor tea! Dang it, we m...
1611 "Blimey! Ain't that ruddy 'bus ever coming?" "Willie, how often have ...
1613 I should think he is a fat baby. It took four storks to bring him!
1614 I know cleanliness is next to godliness - but I'd rather be wicked an'...
1615 This is between you an' me!
1617 It's love that makes the world go round If what they say is right, W...
1618 The sun is always shining The sky is always blue. Clouds want no sil...
1619 Mother says I mustn't talk to girls I don't know, and the girls I do k...
1620 "You would come in when you know I can't stand up for myself!"
1622 A heart to love till you die That's a thing that money can't buy!
1623 It's girls like you make men like me like girls like you!
Code updated 19th January 2026
