805 "Excuse me, you Newlyweds, You can do that later - after being rescued...
806 "Of course, I heard you scream, but I thought it wass your tooth he wa...
809 "Do you keep stationery, Miss?" "Well, I wriggle about a bit, sometim...
810 Aint you running your ass, Bill? No, Mate, I'm scratching it!
811 I want to back the favourite, please. My sweetheart gave me a pound, t...
824 "Can you tell me which is the Bloody Tower?" "All of it, Mum!!"
832 "You naughty boy! You mustn't stick pins into Spiders!" "Why not? You...
844 "The Medal, Mum? Well, one day the Captain's Mother-in-law fell overbo...
853 I'M HOLDING MY OWN
854 "Where did you say I should put my fiddle?"
856 "We had haricot beans for dinner to-day!"
859 "Yes Miss, most of the flowers 'ave done well this year, but I've 'ad ...
861 "But I still like Mother's cooking best!"
863 "Oh, look Flossie, here comes that butcher's dog with the horrid cold ...
874 "I've come in answer to your advertisement for a sleeping partner!"
878 "Have you seen any picknickers about here?" "No I ain't. What did you...
885 "Your night-dress is looking rather the worse for wear, isn't it?" "W...
894 The stupid artist made a blot, It makes me feel so silly I don't kno...
896 "I understand, Madam, you wish to place your affairs in my hands?"
900 "What we have we hold!"
934 "I've let the rooms to a commercial traveller. I think you'd better go...
935 Ma'am, I've looked after 'em so long that treat 'em same as if they we...
941 "I suppose you're giving him all he wants?" "Oh, Doctor, he's been fa...
950 "Any business to-day?" "No real business, but I put the wind up a cou...
953 EXCUSE ME MADAM, YOUR BRASSIERE I THINK?
954 I WISH YOU WOULDN'T KEEP EGGING ME ON!
961 This nudist used to love the Bees He always was their friend, He'd s...
966 BLIMEY!!!
975 "Now look what you've done! You've cracked me!!"
996 "But we must keep having 'em. My wife's Maternity Benefit is the only ...
1004 "She's a nice girl. Doesn't drink or smoke, and only swears when it sl...
1005 "You know, Miss Haybag, like all Explorers it is my ambition to penetr...
1009 "Look at his tentacles hanging down!" "Aint they a funny shape - an' ...
1010 "Beg your pardon, Ma'am, I was thinking it was the Guv'nor!"
1012 "Well the Missus wanted a picture of her Aunt's Sisters and 'er old fa...
1014 "My wife and I are very much worried at having no children, Doctor. In...
1032 "Look at his tentacles hanging down!" "Aint they a funny shape - an' ...
1038 "There's the Vicar at the window sponging his Aspidistra." "Horrid ol...
1041 "Oh, I beg your pardon, but your head is so like my husband's behind!"
1061 "I went to a party last night, Mr. Smith, and I've just a dreadful han...
1064 "Putting on weight, ain't you, Mrs. Ramsbottom?"
1071 "I think, we're going to have rain - my sea-weed's quite damp!"
1080 "I'm glad Mother insisted on my bringing this book with me!"
1100 UPS AND DOWNS It's all up! I've been done down and taken down and had...
1103 (?) "When that accident case was stripped I thought at first he was a blac...
1104 "Don't be so silly! Of course it isn't - it's a fig leaf!"
1105 "But ssurely, Darling, you're not going to bed in that thing on our Ho...
1145 "Hi! What are you doing with that girl?" "Nothing!" "Well, what were...
Code updated 19th January 2026
