363 "So that's my great-grand-child! A Boy if my memory serves me?"
370 Dear Sirs, I hadn't had a good night's rest for months, but since tak...
376 "Now, which of you is going to be Mother?"
378 "I'm told these new threepenny bits are worth five pounds." "No, Mada...
380 "FANCY MEETING YOU HERE!"
388 "Hullo, Bill! Ain't yer well this morning?"
414 "I believe my 'usband is losin' 'is affection for me." "What makes ye...
421 "I knocked him down, picked him up knocked him down again, and then - ...
432 "Oh, Horace, I've something to tell you! I'm going to have an egg!"
444 "Have you any Celery?" "Well, a small one, Sir, but I depends mostly ...
455 "Many a battle has been fought under this grand old flag!"
459 "For a woman these hills are a terrible grind, You see, Father's in fr...
460 "Here, what's all that noise going on downstairs?" "They're holding a...
468 "We're all ready for you, Sir. Shall I show you the Bridal Chamber?" ...
494 There! The fortune-teller warned me against a woman with a dark past!
552 I shall be right in fashion this summer
572 "Noo, Mon, fair's fair! Ye've stood the last six . . . . we'll toss fo...
578 I was going to send a letter, but I think a postcard's better, So I'm...
587 "Fancy speaking to me like that on our Honeymoon, George. How was I to...
597 What you do is your business. What I do is my business. What she doe...
600 "You know all about stuffing birds, Mister?" "I certainly do, Son!" ...
613 "I dreamt I had all the beer in the world. It was so realistic, that I...
630 These useful gifts I send to you, With just a line to say If you wan...
633 "Mother says this ain't arf a pint of milk, an' what's more she believ...
641 "I've been struggling to get a fur coat like that for years. How did y...
651 "Oh, Girls, I've had such a time! A man tried to tickle me in the Barg...
654 "No, I'd better have the dark blue ones - - he's an Oxford man!"
674 "What's that he's singing?" "The Soldiers Farewell!" "Blimey! Those ...
681 "What are Mummies, anyway?" "They're what naughty girls become in Egy...
682 "No I didn't say anything of the sort! I said the Doctor had REDUCED ...
685 "Yes, Henry, I do like "Love-lies Bleeding", but I don't love bleeding...
687 "It's better to love a short man, than never to have loved a tall!"
689 "THEY'RE OFF!"
697 "So these are your dear twins! And aren't they exactly alike!!"
700 "Do you keep dripping?" "Not as a rule Ma'am, but I've got a nasty co...
702 "He's a very dissipated young man. Nearly always tight!" "Ah, he shou...
704 "I have to struggle hard for a living!"
706 "Blimey! I've got into the wrong house again! An' a single woman's too...
711 "Look the other way Henry, we're passing one of those horrible Nudist ...
714 "What a lovely Tom that is, the new people have got!" "Oh, he's very ...
719 "You said in your wire, that you were sitting up with a sick friend!" ...
720 I was going to send a letter, but I think a postcard's better, So I'm...
735 I'VE LOST IT
737 "I want to book a bed-room for my mistress!" "Well, you can't! We onl...
745 "I warn you Madam, if you do touch your toes, I shall have to take you...
761 "No! No! I said Girth Control!"
764 "There's poor Mr. Jones. He's just had his appendix out!" "Well, my D...
765 "Don't be silly, Bert, here's someone coming!"
Code updated 19th January 2026
